I have a small bottle of mosquito repellant on my bedside table, which is effective to some extend if you douse your naked feet in the fragrant liquid while working on the computer, and sprinkle it over your body before going to sleep, but it does not deter the little buggers for good. So, I decided to buy one of those high-voltage tennis racquets which are designed to electrocute flying insects by swatting them in mid-air.
The local Carrefour supermarket wisely stocked up on this great invention and offers two kinds, one for 29.90 RMB, and another for 45.50. The cheaper one actually has more advanced features (integrated LED flashlight for nightly hunts), but was maybe of a lesser known brand. I didn't know either, so just got the cheapo. It has build-in rechargeable batteries, and a retractable plug which lets you plug the whole thing right into a wall socket for recharging. It's a wonderful instrument, I have to admit. Well worth the investment.
The first night I killed three mosquitoes who dared to fly around my quarters in a matter of minutes. I was surprised by the loud bang and the blinding flash of light accompanying the electrocutions, much louder and brighter than I expected. Judging by the amount of energy released, the designers of this fine piece of equipment surely did not try to save money by using a under-rated capacitor for delivering the high-voltage charge to the unsuspecting victim. It must have had no idea what was happening to it. I did not find any remains after the kill. The blast must have vaporized the whole beings into oblivion. So much the better!
















